I Have Failed You...

I know that today y'all were expecting to hear about the wonderful vacation I had and I am ashamed to say that I have failed you.I procrastinated, as I often do and failed to get anything written down. I was planning on writing the post last night but I did not get home until midnight and, considering I had to be at work this morning, I had to go to bed. I am still trying to keep up with the one post per Monday theme and that is why I am writing this short post. I don't have much to write so I will just try to make a bulleted random list. I know I don't do well with those but right now it is all I have so here goes nothing.

• To begin with, I am kind of disappointed that no one requested a copy of the awesome picture I posted last week. I thought it was pretty awesome but I guess I overvalued how good it was.
• I started eating oatmeal in the mornings because I have heard that it is good to eat breakfast.
• I have learned that I don't really like oatmeal but I already bought a whole box of the little packets so I think I will stick with it for a while.
• I watched the movie The Heat twice this weekend.
• I am pretty sure that the guy in front of me the second time was annoyed at me for laughing before the jokes happened on screen.
• I also saw the Smurfs 2 this weekend.
• I did not put a hyperlink to the smurfs movie because I refuse to submit you guys to it.
• What little entertainment can be gleaned from the smurfs movie is from reading the reviews on by the critics on the moviefone app. I tell you that some of those critics are pretty witty.
• That being said, the movie was not all that bad. It was better than the first one but that is not really saying much now is it?
• The BF and I are very excited about the discovery of adults only theaters.
• No, not that kind of adult theater. Just the kind where they show regular movies but they ask for ID as they do not let anyone under 21 in. They are pricier than the average theater rooms but the commodity of not having a kid kicking the back of your seat is totally worth it.
• Also, they have recliners. 'Nuff said.
• My sister has been working hard to decorate my niece's bedroom while she is away with my mom in Mexico. She painted that room a shade of pink so bright that, in the picture she sent me, it seems like the ceiling, which is white, and the carpet, which is a light beige, are pink as well.
• No, the brightness of the color are not assuaged in person. I swear that when I close my eyes I can't see black anymore and all I see is pink. Pink is the new black.
• I will not post the picture because I care about you and your eyeballs. You can thank me later.
• "That cat took one look at your shitty life and said I'm outta here." He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.
• I was gonna post a new picture in lieu of a good post today but, since demand for the previous photo was less than satisfactory,

I was gonna write more and even proofread this post but it is one minute to lunchtime, and my personally set deadline to post, so I gotta go.